Dateline December 11th, 1:57pm - Lucky Tribe HQ. What started out as wonderful day playing Detonation turned to a day of horror as an giant observer cube appeared over Lucky Tribe HQ!
We knew there would be trouble when some naughty person released the captured cube we had quarantined at HQ. But this one was monstrous. Please see the following pictures and the transcription of what was said...
Observer 171B, Second Class: OBSERVING...Observer 171B, Second Class: OBSERVING...
(Green lasers shot over the assembled crowd scanning us).
Observer 171B, Second Class: OBSERVING COMPLETE, FINDINGS OF OBSERVER 60370, THIRD CLASS HAVE BEEN VERIFIED.
Observer 171B, Second Class: DANGEROUS LEVELS OF TIKI INFLUENCE HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED IN THIS OTHERVERSE.
It then made a statement that we would be assimilated and resistance was useless. It said that this would be done on January 1st... The cube then disappeared, I guess going to another, otherverse?
Fish Tiki, then spoke up and yelled, "look...urm...don't panic... I can fix this... you *do* trust me - your old pal Fish Tiki right?" and with that he was gone. Fish Tiki, unlikely hero. We're not sure if he will call in fish or use his whiffy powers, but he said he can get rid of the cubic threat.
The conversation degenerated after that into who should stand in for Fish Tiki now he was gone and if the high priestess of all things whiffy should be made to stand in his place until he returns... if he returns...
I write this from my bunker, what can Fish Tiki do? We will all stand behind him, at a certain reasonable distance and help as best we can.
Good Luck,
Miranda Foehammer
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